{"id":1567,"date":"2004-04-04T19:49:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-05T02:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/generoseberry.com\/?p=1567"},"modified":"2004-04-04T19:49:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-05T02:49:00","slug":"13","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/?p=1567","title":{"rendered":"13"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well&#8230; kait&#8217;s in the bathroom so I&#8217;ll break the news for her.  Apparently she thinks she got her co-worker fired just now.  Which is ironic cause she was making out w\/ me while she was supposed to be shelfing books.  She did that when the boss was gone though.  In other news I added myself to my friends.  Cool huh.  Also&#8230; I was listening to that song &#8220;I have a date&#8221; by the vandals&#8230; it&#8217;s pretty kickass.  Now I&#8217;m listening to One Week&#8230; this song is cool too.  I will now pretend to do biology I guess.  Kait&#8217;s boss does look kinda irate.  Maybe she did just fire someone.  That&#8217;d be cool.  I like the suffering of others.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well&#8230; kait&#8217;s in the bathroom so I&#8217;ll break the news for her. Apparently she thinks she got her co-worker fired just now. Which is ironic cause she was making out w\/ me while she was supposed to be shelfing books. She did that when the boss was gone though. In other news I added myself [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1567"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1567\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}