{"id":2371,"date":"2008-11-07T03:11:58","date_gmt":"2008-11-07T10:11:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/generoseberry.com\/?p=2371"},"modified":"2008-11-07T03:11:58","modified_gmt":"2008-11-07T10:11:58","slug":"my-beard-does-not-look-like-poop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/?p=2371","title":{"rendered":"My beard does not look like poop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A bunch of us were hanging out tonight, and Ian showed everyone the results of his efforts in his &#8220;Abs class&#8221;.\u00a0 I said I could beat him, because I&#8217;m subconsiously in constant compitition with Ian apparently, and he called me out.\u00a0 So I got to show everyone my abs, as well.\u00a0 Pretty exibitionist.\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/lauren734.vox.com\/\">Lauren<\/a> shielded her eyes from the display.\u00a0 This is typical <a href=\"http:\/\/lauren734.vox.com\/\">Lauren<\/a> behavior.\u00a0 I only mention it because we were swimming together yesterday, so the irrationality is especially apparent.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A bunch of us were hanging out tonight, and Ian showed everyone the results of his efforts in his &#8220;Abs class&#8221;.\u00a0 I said I could beat him, because I&#8217;m subconsiously in constant compitition with Ian apparently, and he called me out.\u00a0 So I got to show everyone my abs, as well.\u00a0 Pretty exibitionist.\u00a0 Lauren shielded [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[68,67,43],"class_list":["post-2371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-abs","tag-ian","tag-lauren"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2371"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2371\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2372,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2371\/revisions\/2372"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}