{"id":2394,"date":"2008-11-15T02:33:40","date_gmt":"2008-11-15T09:33:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/generoseberry.com\/?p=2394"},"modified":"2008-11-15T02:34:35","modified_gmt":"2008-11-15T09:34:35","slug":"i-may-never-eat-again-groan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/?p=2394","title":{"rendered":"I may never eat again&#8230; *groan*"},"content":{"rendered":"<table style=\"border-collapse: collapse; width: 494pt;\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" width=\"659\">\n<col style=\"width: 53pt;\" width=\"71\"><\/col>\n<col style=\"width: 63pt;\" width=\"84\"><\/col>\n<col style=\"width: 330pt;\" width=\"440\"><\/col>\n<col style=\"width: 48pt;\" width=\"64\"><\/col>\n<tbody>\n<tr style=\"height: 12.75pt;\" height=\"17\">\n<td class=\"xl24\" style=\"height: 12.75pt; width: 53pt;\" width=\"71\" height=\"17\" align=\"right\">11\/14\/2008<\/td>\n<td class=\"xl25\" style=\"width: 63pt;\" width=\"84\" align=\"right\">8:00:00 PM<\/td>\n<td style=\"width: 330pt;\" width=\"440\">Bacon Ultimate Cheseburger<\/td>\n<td style=\"width: 48pt;\" width=\"64\" align=\"right\">1<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"height: 12.75pt;\" height=\"17\">\n<td class=\"xl24\" style=\"height: 12.75pt;\" height=\"17\" align=\"right\">11\/14\/2008<\/td>\n<td class=\"xl25\" align=\"right\">8:00:00 PM<\/td>\n<td>french fries, w\/ ketchup, serving<\/td>\n<td align=\"right\">1<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"height: 12.75pt;\" height=\"17\">\n<td class=\"xl24\" style=\"height: 12.75pt;\" height=\"17\" align=\"right\">11\/14\/2008<\/td>\n<td class=\"xl25\" align=\"right\">8:00:00 PM<\/td>\n<td>milkshake, egg nog<\/td>\n<td align=\"right\">1<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>I got Dan, Yusuke, and Hiro to go to Jack in the Box and eat BUC&#8217;s with me.  They all finished, they were good.  I regret nothing!  Someone please help me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>11\/14\/2008 8:00:00 PM Bacon Ultimate Cheseburger 1 11\/14\/2008 8:00:00 PM french fries, w\/ ketchup, serving 1 11\/14\/2008 8:00:00 PM milkshake, egg nog 1 I got Dan, Yusuke, and Hiro to go to Jack in the Box and eat BUC&#8217;s with me. They all finished, they were good. I regret nothing! Someone please help me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[36,35,77,324,17],"class_list":["post-2394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-update","tag-dan","tag-hiro","tag-jack-in-the-box","tag-me","tag-yusuke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2394"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2394\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2396,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2394\/revisions\/2396"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}