{"id":2511,"date":"2008-12-13T16:55:27","date_gmt":"2008-12-13T23:55:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/generoseberry.com\/?p=2511"},"modified":"2008-12-14T15:43:38","modified_gmt":"2008-12-14T22:43:38","slug":"this-is-what-i-would-write-about-twilight-if-i-had-taken-the-time-to-actually-read-it-and-see-the-movies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/?p=2511","title":{"rendered":"This is what I would write about Twilight if I had read\/seen it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_16878_if-twilight-was-10-time-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Om nom nom\" src=\"http:\/\/cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com\/funpages\/cms_content\/16878\/wide.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"478\" height=\"127\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_16878_if-twilight-was-10-time-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html\">Link!<\/a> Read it, it&#8217;s funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Link! Read it, it&#8217;s funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,7],"tags":[82],"class_list":["post-2511","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","category-things-i-enjoy","tag-twilight"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2511","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2511"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2511\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2519,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2511\/revisions\/2519"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}