{"id":2760,"date":"2009-03-28T19:23:04","date_gmt":"2009-03-29T02:23:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/generoseberry.com\/?p=2760"},"modified":"2009-03-28T19:23:04","modified_gmt":"2009-03-29T02:23:04","slug":"pick-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/?p=2760","title":{"rendered":"Pick up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I walked into the kitchen where mom was listening to some audio book.\u00a0 The first words I heard were, &#8220;if they had half a brain cell to rub together&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>This is a very funny phrase.\u00a0 I have laughed heartily twice at the thought of this phrase today.\u00a0 I give it to you all freely.<\/p>\n<p>Just imagine someone yelling that at you.\u00a0 Oh&#8230; lol.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I walked into the kitchen where mom was listening to some audio book.\u00a0 The first words I heard were, &#8220;if they had half a brain cell to rub together&#8221;. This is a very funny phrase.\u00a0 I have laughed heartily twice at the thought of this phrase today.\u00a0 I give it to you all freely. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-things-i-enjoy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2760"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2760\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2761,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2760\/revisions\/2761"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}