{"id":2869,"date":"2009-08-06T11:13:42","date_gmt":"2009-08-06T18:13:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/generoseberry.com\/?p=2869"},"modified":"2009-08-06T11:13:42","modified_gmt":"2009-08-06T18:13:42","slug":"i-wrote-this-in-less-than-a-minute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/?p=2869","title":{"rendered":"I wrote this in less than a minute"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They&#8217;re doing construction somewhere nearish to the building. Every so often the last couple days the whole place vibrates a bit. It&#8217;s pretty cool.<\/p>\n<p>Also, the speedometer thing on my bike seems to be dead. Stupid free hand-me-downs. I blame Adam for this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They&#8217;re doing construction somewhere nearish to the building. Every so often the last couple days the whole place vibrates a bit. It&#8217;s pretty cool. Also, the speedometer thing on my bike seems to be dead. Stupid free hand-me-downs. I blame Adam for this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2869","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2869","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2869"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2869\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2871,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2869\/revisions\/2871"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2869"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2869"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2869"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}