{"id":314,"date":"2005-03-26T16:02:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-26T23:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/generoseberry.com\/?p=314"},"modified":"2005-03-26T16:02:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-26T23:02:00","slug":"i-shaved","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/?p=314","title":{"rendered":"I shaved&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/img\/21\/3134\/640\/moustache.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 1px solid rgb(0, 0, 0); margin: 2px;\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/img\/21\/3134\/320\/moustache.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>and I&#8217;m keeping it this way!  Bwahahah.<\/p>\n<p>Just to piss off people that have to look at me. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>and I&#8217;m keeping it this way! Bwahahah. Just to piss off people that have to look at me. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=314"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}