{"id":535,"date":"2005-07-11T15:44:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-11T22:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/generoseberry.com\/?p=535"},"modified":"2005-07-11T15:44:00","modified_gmt":"2005-07-11T22:44:00","slug":"we-make-holes-in-teeth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/?p=535","title":{"rendered":"&quot;we make holes in teeth&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to the dentist.  They took pictures of my teeth.  They say I have 6 cavities.  2 aren&#8217;t my fault.  Apparently I&#8217;m flawed like all u other mortals.    Gone are the days of lording my perfect teeth over my gf and family.  Oh well.  I knew this day would come.  7-11-5 will be a day of imfamy.<\/p>\n<p>Might go see Fantastic 4 today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to the dentist. They took pictures of my teeth. They say I have 6 cavities. 2 aren&#8217;t my fault. Apparently I&#8217;m flawed like all u other mortals. Gone are the days of lording my perfect teeth over my gf and family. Oh well. I knew this day would come. 7-11-5 will be a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=535"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}