{"id":589,"date":"2005-07-28T16:48:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-28T23:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/generoseberry.com\/?p=589"},"modified":"2005-07-28T16:48:00","modified_gmt":"2005-07-28T23:48:00","slug":"pwned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/?p=589","title":{"rendered":"pwned"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just got killed in Legend of Legaia so I quit for a while. The boss cheated. I had everyone at full health but he still killed one, and you know how hard it is to revive someone when everyone&#8217;s low health and mana and such. Killed his sister too, meany.<\/p>\n<p>The dentist commented on my lack of facial hair, and the dental assistant said that I probably didn&#8217;t want them to keep pulling it with the rubber screen thingy. I thought it was funny, because it was true, and she wasn&#8217;t even the same dental assistant as last time. Still got the pink surgical mask though.<\/p>\n<p>I got two letters in the mail today from CitiBank. One said, We can&#8217;t confirm that your a student. Please prove it before we give you this credit card you applied for. The other said, Fill out your paperwork or you won&#8217;t get this student load. Too bad I dun want the loan. If I had gotten a loan acceptance it woulda been even funnier.<\/p>\n<p>My mouth is still numb.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just got killed in Legend of Legaia so I quit for a while. The boss cheated. I had everyone at full health but he still killed one, and you know how hard it is to revive someone when everyone&#8217;s low health and mana and such. Killed his sister too, meany. The dentist commented on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/589","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=589"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/589\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}