{"id":681,"date":"2005-08-19T12:32:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-19T19:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/generoseberry.com\/?p=681"},"modified":"2005-08-19T12:32:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-19T19:32:00","slug":"ding-dong-my-sisters-gone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/?p=681","title":{"rendered":"Ding dong, my sister’s gone"},"content":{"rendered":"

I can’t think of any other clever lyrics equating my sister to a witch so I’ll just tell you that she’s gone. She recently departed to catch a plane that will ultimately take her to Wooster, Ohio where she will be attending college. The main thing is she’s gone though. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n

Also, I won $100 of gas that I was entered into for giving blood yesterday. Aren’t I awesome?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I can’t think of any other clever lyrics equating my sister to a witch so I’ll just tell you that she’s gone. She recently departed to catch a plane that will ultimately take her to Wooster, Ohio where she will be attending college. The main thing is she’s gone though. \ud83d\ude1b Also, I won $100 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-681","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/681","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=681"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/681\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=681"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=681"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/generoseberry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=681"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}