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Glenn Feron – The Art of Retouching

Glenn Feron – The Art of Retouching

This is fun(ny) stuff. I dunno why it’s just black people on here. The retoucher must specialize in African American skin tones or something. Anyway, check it out. The picture with the guy and girl they don’t do anything to the guy, just totally change the way the girl hanging off of him looks. 😛

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Text of proposed constitution – Africa & Middle East – International Herald Tribune

Text of proposed constitution – Africa & Middle East – International Herald Tribune: “1. Islam is a main source for legislation. “

“2. The government is committed to fighting terrorism in all its forms, and works to protect Iraqi soil from being a center or passage for terrorist activities.”

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Pranks – McDonald’s Sign

Pranks – McDonald’s Sign

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That guy "anonymous" and me

[02:22] Aaron: I’d date Jane Lane if she were real
[02:22] greons2: … who’s she again?
[02:22] Aaron: Daria’s friend
[02:22] greons2: o
[02:22] greons2: right
[02:23] greons2: yeah
[02:23] greons2: I’d date daria
[02:23] Aaron: it’ll work perfect then
[02:23] Aaron: I think Daria is probably hotter in real life
[02:24] Aaron: and that’s a wierd thought
[02:24] greons2: she’s definately a hotty
[02:24] Aaron: not on celluloid
[02:24] greons2: ?
[02:24] Aaron: her drawings aren’t
[02:24] greons2: o
[02:24] Aaron: but I bet if she was transfered to the real world, she would be
[02:24] greons2: well, yeah, but she’s not even trying
[02:24] greons2: I mean, she’s hot naked
[02:25] Aaron: I think Daria’s visual sexuality would be evident in the real world
[02:25] greons2: this conversation will be blogged I think
[02:25] Aaron: hehe
[02:25] Aaron: whatev
[02:25] Aaron: I still pick Jane

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I’m tired

I went and saw that 40 Year Old Virgin film. It was funny. Saw it with Aaron and Donny. We ate Taco Bell afterwards. Taco Bell has mints and toothpicks now apparently. It was good. My new glasses probably won’t be here before I go back to school, which means they won’t be fitted to my head, which means I probably won’t be able to wear them since my head is crazy shaped. Stupid glasses people dropped the ball on this one. I downloaded Google Desktop 2. I find it pretty neato.

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I made speghetti kinda, shoulda had it in water longer. And then I found god flipping me off in a more literal sense.

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funniest oxymoron (or contradiction depending on where the periods go I guess) I’ve heard in a while

[22:20] Cain: I heard its really, really good
[22:20] Cain: its like a milo and otis movie

Hatching a plan to see 40 year old virgin tomorrow. The above quote is refering to that penguin movie, just to avoid confusion. 😛

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Brobdingnagian Bards – Band page with free MP3 music downloads on SoundClick

Brobdingnagian Bards – Band page with free MP3 music downloads on SoundClick

Shirt ideas of the last 2 days:

Filk you!

Real life is online.

I think I had others, but I can’t remember. 😛 I’m hungry.

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Late night posting

I’ll start with poker. I’ve been on a losing streak. I’ll explain in more detail. I had gone from $52 to $33 playing only $1 45 man sit&go’s. Basically, that’s 14 tournaments with no money being won at all. Very bad for me, very much crazy unlucky stuff happening. So, I did a stupid thing. I decided I’d play a $5 9 man sit&go. I got second and won a net of about $8. I did it again. I did it again. So now I have more money than ever before, and I did it in about 4 hours where as it took me about 28 hours to lose that money. I dunno, if I keep up at this rate I’m making minimum wage. Heh. So that’s swell.

I’ve been listening to a lot of podcasts today and as such have been staring at my list of podcasts I’m subscribed to you. I’d like to re-list them for you all, cause I am a weirdo. I’m going to not link them this time, cause that’s time consuming, but if you want to find them, I’m sure you’re capable. You can see the ratio of geek, to not geek. For convenience, I’ll do the not geek first, and the geek second. You can try and figure out the switch, and disagree if you want.

  1. 5Questions – 5 questions are posted online every week and answered by listeners. The answers are played or read on the next show. Questions vary widely and so do the shows. I get played on this one, so especially cool because of that.
  2. comedy4cast – a 4 minute comedy skit every day, give or take
  3. Quick Hitts – Show that’s mostly political rants and social commentary, actually all political rants and social commentary, of a random guy who tech know how. I happen to agree with a lot of what he says, and sometimes he’s funny.
  4. Berkely Groks Science Show – A radio news show dealing with science. One host has a bizarre laugh. On real radio apparently.
  5. Diggnation – Weekly reviews of the top stories from digg.com all dealing with science and technology. The hosts are semi-drunken to liven it up.
  6. Dragon Page Wingin’ It! – A ad lib show done by the people at Dragon Page, who are total geeks.
  7. Slice of Scifi – Done by those Dragon Page guys, it talks about the latest news in sci fi tv and movies. Also has interviews and interesting guest segments.
  8. Quirks and Quarks – Science news, real radio.
  9. Science Friday – Science news, real radio.
  10. Security Now! – A show dedicated to helping people with tech security issues.
  11. Skepticality – Show that features skeptical guests, debunks myths and other such stuff, and provides news not available in the large media venues.
  12. Slacker Astronomy – Astromony news and witty banter.
  13. Slacker Astronomy Bonus Features – More witty banter and astronomy news.
  14. The InfidelGuy Show – An atheist who likes to talk about religion. Features guest and call ins and sometimes debates dealing with current issues. Lately intelligent design in schools, 10 commandments at courthouses, and abortion.
  15. The Signal – A show dedicated entirely to Firefly and Serenity.
  16. This Week in Tech – Tech news and banter between a group of really teched out people. Sometimes some questions are answered.

So there you have it. That’s what I’ve been doing a lot of my spare time. Clearly I am cool. I encourage you all to listen to that stuff, and if you’d like to help narrowing down the pool to the best juicy center, I’d be glad to offer advice.

Also, everyone should enter into this ThinkGeek contest. I ask only that you give me a shirt or two if you win. 🙂

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Chill Pak : Cool it down. Speed it up.

Chill Pak : Cool it down. Speed it up.