Jack in the Box has a handy nutrition facts calculator thing on their site so I have some figures to report. My meal last night, the one that nearly ended me, totaled 3197.6 calories, 174.2 grams of fat, 375.7 mg of cholesterol, and 4314.8 mg of sodium.
When I went to sleep I was in physical pain from that meal. I was fine for hours afterwards, but it hit me at about midnight. I couldn’t lay on my stomach. I think all these years of moderation and sensibility have doomed me to a life without ridiculous excess. I don’t know how people that do stupid things all the time keep it up. Never again. Although, the burger itself is undeniably delicious.