Keston and I both got our answers put up for the whole class to see. In physics we have online assignments sometimes. It was funny, cause we didn’t know each others. I kinda critisized his in a joking fashion cause we were asked if it was right, and he was like, hey now, I… and then I was like, hehe, I was the first one. I r eloquent. We were both right.
I stole a shopping cart yesterday. By stole I mean technically. Really I’m just borrowing it since I’ll bring it back at some point. 8 was kinda uncomfortable with the idea. I still maintain it was much nicer than tricking the nice Albertson’s employees into carrying the bags for us. We walked passed security twice and the dean once, so I think it’s ok. Plus, we were advertising Albertson’s, so even if we kept the cart they’d probably make a profit. It’s like a mile from the store to my place or 8’s place. How else are we supposed to get our heavy things home?
8 made food for me and her friend from high school Laura, who now goes to college w/ us. We watched Crash afterwards, which made the girls very tense. It’s pretty racially charged, but their reactions were still very amusing. Pretty good movie I thought, although I would have killed more babies.
I went like a whole day w/o blogging. Do I get some kudos? I like kudos. comp sci prof is late again.
I think fake talking on cell phones would be fun.
I think if there is a heaven, it’s very simple. God just lets people in that he likes.
I haven’t been doing my homework today. 8 is away w/ her mom and her other mom shopping and doing whatever girls do. I think that’s shopping, shopping, and eating. But what do I know? Anyway, I wrote this little story, I think I’ll “publish” it now. 🙂 I thought of it while I was drawing my dungeon in physics.
It’ll make you lighter. It’s just what you’ve always wanted. No work is needed. No crazy exercise equipment, no unpleasant diets, or potentially dangerous pills. Mr. Hooper’s methods will make you lighter based on the solid facts of physics, the most fundamental of sciences. Not only that, it works on everyone. If you know someone you’d like to see lose weight, you can send us a donation and I can do it. Any amount of weight loss is possible, if we receive enough donations. Just call our number at 1-800-FAT-LESS. That’s 1-800-328-5377.
I’m so sick of that commercial. How is he making money still. He doesn’t even offer a product or service. How long has the commercial been playing? Seems like forever.
Yeah, but people in general do seem to be losing weight.
Man, that’s just fuzzy statistics done with a slanted view because of that commercial. Even if it’s not it’s probably placebo effect. People are expecting to be lighter so they are.
Regardless, that commercial is annoying.
Heh.
Ms. McBeel, you at one time were accused of being too thin, but now you are looking great and still keeping the weight off. How are you doing it?
Mr. Hooper is making it possible. I donated a sizable amount to his fund, and now I can eat more, exercise less, I have a more full figure, but I still am at my weight goal. Everyone is happy!
Mr. President please, you must look at our data. Mr. Hooper is not making people loose weight. Losing weight is a decrease in body mass which is reflected as a decrease in weight. Mr. Hooper is speeding up the rotation of the earth, thus increasing the acceleration of every object on earth into space, thus decreasing the net effect of gravity, thus decreasing his ““customers'”” weight. This is having profound effects on the ecosystem. Weather patterns are erratic. Tides are shifting. Millions of species throughout the globe are threatened. If he is allowed to continue, there is no exaggeration of the potential destruction.
You science boys are always babbling on about your data and theories. I never did work well with science, I work in the real world, with facts. The fact is I’ve lost five pounds since I donated to Mr. Hooper, and more importantly since I publicly endorsed his services as legal and safe, my popularity in the polls has improved 9%. Your doomsday theories don’t hold any water with me. Besides, what harm is he doing?
But sir, we just explained the harm…
The famous secret laboratories of Mr. Hooper were attacked tonight, the scene behind you, showing the devastating success. The buildings are nearly all rubble. Already incidents of weight gain have been reported. One man was found at the scene and shot dead by security guards. The police say the he was caught setting off an incendiary device. He has been identified as Mr. Joshua Hawkings, son of the Nobel Prize winning physicist, Stephen Hawkings, and leader of PoH, Physicists opposing Hooper. The group has long been very vocal in their opinion that Mr. Hooper and his service are dangerous and harmful to the environment. Mr. Hooper has not been reached for comment, but a re-building fund has been set up, and has been sanctioned and supported by the Bosh administration.
With all the money from the relief fund I will finally be able to achieve optimal velocity. No more 5 minute falls. I will be perpetually weightless, the way I am in my dreams.
I’m standing outside the brand new Hooper Lab Headquarters, where they are about to initiate the start up sequence of their newest weight loss machine. The details of the device are still secret, but Mr. Hooper claims with this machine we will see even more dramatic effects than we have been. Cutting the ribbon are President Bosh and Ms. McBeel.
As the Earth’s rotation increased, the atmosphere, then insect, small mammals and birds, and eventually people, animals, houses, the oceans, and all life on earth simply drifted into space.
8’s off doing some theater stuff. I’m on my new computer at the moment. Everything is still working on it. 😀 Currently I’m trying to think of all the programs and things I need to download and install on it so I won’t have to worry about not having them when I need them.
There’s a coffee maker going for $100 on woot.com. That’s nuts.
There were things I was going to say but I can’t remember now. 😛
about the word verification thing. I’m truely sorry. However, it is worth a small amount of your time save me the hassel of deleting those spam comments. 🙂 Plus the verification codes are fun. Just type them at the bottom of all your comments, it’ll be swell. 🙂
Remember like 2 days ago and about 20 posts ago how I said I was reading biology and then June and April showed up to tell me about God? Yeah, the reason I mentioned I was reading bio was that they asked me if I knew what symbiosis was. Apparently their paradise includes all animals getting along, and symbiosis is their example of cooperation in nature. It’s supposed to be setting an example for us individual humans. I do know what symbiosis is. It’s to their chagrin, but they don’t know that. Symbiosis is not cooperation. It’s each species taking what it wants and selfishly as it can, but it just happens to be mutually beneficial. It’s like if there was a race with oil everywhere and they couldn’t clean it up fast enough. We would probably help their oil problem w/o even talking to them, or even knowing they exist potentially. Nothing like cooperation. /shakes head. It’s rude for me to tell old people to die, but they can tell me to grow up… that’s unfair.
The Revolution, that’s the new Nintendo system they’re making, is going to have a one handed controller that looks like a TV remote. /skeptical It is Nintendo though. They r teh cool.
For those of you who aren’t keeping close track, Heather commented 5 times in the space of an hour. Actually, in the space of 5 minutes. She complains we blog too much. I kinda agree. 8 is just avoiding doing her homework, and I’m just that interesting. Sry.
He’s giving us homework, I guess I should pay attention.
I cut the skin off a frog a couple days ago. Just so I could see how it works. Bwahaha. Don’t worry, I cut his head off first… or her, who cares?
First computer science workshop was tonight. I took apart a computer and put it back together again successfully. And I did it with two people with heavy accents. It was made in 1997, so it didn’t matter if I messed up.
I saw fuzzy d20 dice in a mirror on campus. It was sweet. I would have taken a picture but I was busy carrying my new computer back to my dorm. I didn’t get the monitor today cause I couldn’t get back to the mail place before it closed. I had to go get my picture taken at Walgreens so I could get an international student ID so I can go to England in January. I asked someone and they said it wasn’t necessary, but then I went to turn in the forms today and they said I had to. There were 5 students in line… nobody knew. Stupid college. They whined like 3 months ago about photocopies of our passports, why didn’t they mention this?
8 is reading for pleasure. She shouldn’t have time for that.
Anyway, tomorrow I will have my monitor and I can start filling that computer with games and trying to break it. Thanks dad.
This is not my computer. This is a picture of our living room. “Our” being Keston’s, John’s, and mine. We had this problem. We wanted to see Advent Children (the Final Fantacy 7 movie that was released in Japan) but it isn’t released in the US yet, and it won’t be for months. So we downloaded it w/ subtitles done by fans in a day. 🙂 Then we hooked up Keston’s computer to the TV. You can see his CPU, his 7 point surround sound, our 2 PS2’s, our DDR Pads, Donkey Kongo Drums, and boxes of our games, plus my external hard drive and laptop there. Ooo, and cookies. It’s pretty awesome living room. I didn’t actually watch the movie, I’m going to watch it when I can w/ 8. 🙂
Watched 2 Daria episodes. I love that show. 8’s doing pre-sleep yoga. 😀
Oh yeah, and any of you people know the evolutionary causes of the inability of humans (and a bunch of other animals) to be incapable of synthesizing all the necessary components for their lives? I need to find out by the 27th, and I’m not supposed to ask the prof unless I have to. If you know any evolutionists and such, send them my way. 🙂 I have some theories, but they need to be confirmed/denied eventually anyway, and I’d prefer before the test. Maybe I’ll write them up on the school blog, it hasn’t been seeing much love lately. I hate that phrase.
Oh yeah again. I missed 3 points on my first physics homework assignedment, out of 49. All 3 of them were for not showing my work when determining the ratio of one second to one second. /foreslap I think in this situation WTF is appropriate. This is college right? I’m in the major’s class. Whatever.
I was reading biology yesterday when June and April showed up. This isn’t a cute metaphor, they were old and kinda fat church ladies. They wanted to know if I’d read a book if they left it. They left me a magazine when I told them I wouldn’t read their little book. Apparently they think that man will return to paradise and that the animals get to come too, so the koala will live in harmony with the tiger. Or so says the picture she showed me. Oh, and all the races of the world too. Well, not all of them, really just black, white and Asian were represented, and if you want to get technical, I think there are several races of all three categories, but whatever. They seemed less crazy than a lot of church door to door people. Although their magazine is pretty anti gaming. Poor old people, afraid of death and technology that would keep them alive, and/or make their lives better, what a conundrum.
Watched A Fish Called Wanda yesterday. /shrug 8 really likes it. I’d give it like a 6.5 out of 10.
Fun Facts:
Kevin Spacey (sp.) is going to be Lex Luthor in the new Superman movie.
The kid who hacked Paris Hilton’s cell phone and published her address book stuff got 11 months of jail time.
They’re going to do tests soon to determine the feasibility of the space elevator idea.
I was going to write about physics yesterday but I forgot. Yesterday was my first physics lab. It was really easy. Although we did calculate pi to be 3.07. /shakes head. Bad measuring tools. I think we should have used lasers.
I got killed today. Assassins wise. I totally got pwned. Blonde females should not be allowed to play assassins. How are you supposed to know they’re playing? That’s cheating. Anyway, I totally blew it during one of my absent minded professor modes and got myself killed. Oh well. There’s always next life.
Gotta finish my homework now. 😛