I normally do not worry about such things as weight gain, as I am of superior stock that isn’t cursed with such troubles. However, tis the season to give, so I put myself in the shoes of the common man and decided to reseach a way to avoid that dreaded Chrismahanaquanzika weight.
The technique I used seems to be very effective. Long term effects have not been estabilished yet, but I wanted to get the news out there in time for new years.
The day before the holiday, eat a lot of chinese chicken dishes. Preferably cold/lukewarm. Then, on holiday day, eat whatever you want. On the day after the holiday, eat at least six tacos from at least two separate Taco Bells. These should be eaten cold as well. I’d also recommend drinking a large diet pop if you are used to regular, or regular if you are used to diet.
The effects of this eating regimine should be obvious about five hours after the last taco is consumed. I won’t go into detail about what the effects are, but I will say that this plan should only be used by those very serious about keeping the weight off. Also, between each… let’s call it session, make sure to drink plenty of liquids (non-alcholic liquids), or you could die.
This ends my advice on the subject. Good luck.