Went outside to fill my tires to the max and there was what appeared in the dark to be a big leaf stuck to my back tire. I was about to flick it off absentmindedly when I figured out it was actually a huge praying mantis, so I didn’t flick it. I just thought, “Man, you’re lucky I don’t have to roll this tire to pump it up, and you better not be there in the morning.”
We parted ways amicably.