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WIDLM: The anti-rangers

Lauren dibs this topic first, but I think we’ve decided that they’re so bad we can both write about them. The title is not clear, but I’m talking about people at national parks and stuff that don’t follow the rules, like stay on the path and don’t feed the wildlife. We’ve seen a few of those people up here, and it’s sad. Lauren hasn’t written her post yet, so I don’t know what she’ll focus on, but I’m going to propose a solution.

I think we should have some website where you can submit photos of these offenders. The parks service would have then review them to make sure they were violating a law and then use facial recognition to penalize/bill them appropriately. They could make it mandatory when coming into the park to sign up and have your mug shot or whatever, if need be. Anyway, facial recognition could make them pay for the damage they do, at least a little, and the law abiding among us could feel useful by snapping pics of the offenders.

So, come to the future parks service. Let’s fine those bastards.