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I just got killed in Legend of Legaia so I quit for a while. The boss cheated. I had everyone at full health but he still killed one, and you know how hard it is to revive someone when everyone’s low health and mana and such. Killed his sister too, meany.

The dentist commented on my lack of facial hair, and the dental assistant said that I probably didn’t want them to keep pulling it with the rubber screen thingy. I thought it was funny, because it was true, and she wasn’t even the same dental assistant as last time. Still got the pink surgical mask though.

I got two letters in the mail today from CitiBank. One said, We can’t confirm that your a student. Please prove it before we give you this credit card you applied for. The other said, Fill out your paperwork or you won’t get this student load. Too bad I dun want the loan. If I had gotten a loan acceptance it woulda been even funnier.

My mouth is still numb.