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Take my own advice

I think we should all write our congresspeople and tell them to write and pass a bill that says that the person who invents immortality cannot sell it like a normal product. Instead, it will be offered free to everyone. The inventor gets to be a world hero, and gets pretty much anything they want for the rest of their life, but they don’t get to sell it in the standard way. This will totally help avoid riots and such once it happens.

I haven’t slept enough.

On Wednesday my vert phys lab involved succinylcholine. That’s the chemical those Amazon people use to kill each other. It paralyzes all the skeletal muscles in the body in a couple seconds. It’s pretty nasty stuff. Cool though. We also totally cut up a few frogs.