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Change quickly and easily through quick and easy

I have an idea. I’ve been struck by the problem that the people that can change society quickly and dramatically are generally rich. Money provides them with the power to implement the changes that could help society. The problem is that that same money renders that person relatively immune to the problems of society, and therefore they have little to gain to using their money for such a purpose. So my idea was that women, in groups or on their own, could set up prizes, like the X prize, for completion of various societal improving achievements. The prize would be some kind of sexual contract varying w/ task. Of course, the problem with this is that it would be easier and cheap for the rich guy to just pay for sex directly, so this plan will only work if women (and men too. To avoid annoyingly having to be politically correct, from now on just assume I’m not a sexist pig but am a lazy slob) start respecting themselves enough not to sell themselves for less than the millions of dollars that it would cost to win the prize. Not very likely. Maybe I’ll make a prize for the first woman to set up a prize. I dunno if 8 would like that much though. Anyone figure out what I was talking about there? It’s clear in my head.

I wrote my congressman yesterday at like 3 am. I realized I never had so I did. Although, technically I dun think he was my congressman, since I vote in Oregon and all, but close enough. I didn’t send him that idea above. I just told him to add fungi to the endangered species thing. I worded better than that too.

Might be doing field work in 2 hours. I dunno though. The plan kinda got messed up when Pat didn’t show up like he normally does.

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Ananova – Oldest hippo put on the pill

Ananova – Oldest hippo put on the pill

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Let me tell you the story of Genesys

It all started when I entered the battle ground. I was just a lowly untwinked level 30 dwarven priest. They were 10 blood thirsty horde determined to have my flag. Being spiteful, I decided to have theirs. I went in with two friends, a paladin and a warrior. They bravely beheaded a vile horde scum before they fell. We were facing 5 enemies. I decided to make a bolt for it, maybe allies were behind and could pick up the flag where I left off. I approached the flag and picked it up and was immediately back stabbed by a rouge. I doubled over in pain and barely kept hold of the flag. Then my priestly training kicked in. Without thinking I feared them, sending them running in panic. Then heading for the exit I shielded myself and then healed. Knowing I was too weak to cast many other spells I knew I had to be quick. Luckily, I knew where the speed boost was and I hadn’t gotten it earlier. I rushed there. A druid nipping at my heals but my shield mercifully absorbing the damage. I grabbed the boost and ran like mad, leaving the druid behind. Dodging through no mans land I made it back to my base only to find my flag was gone too. Without it my victory could not be complete. I hid in a corner, joined by a warrior friend to guard me. I prayed to the Gods that my friends find and return my flag so I could complete my quest. The Gods granted my quest sooner than I imagined and I was praised as a hero as I presented the enemy flag. Oh sweet victory. FOR THE ALLIANCE!

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pwned

I just got killed in Legend of Legaia so I quit for a while. The boss cheated. I had everyone at full health but he still killed one, and you know how hard it is to revive someone when everyone’s low health and mana and such. Killed his sister too, meany.

The dentist commented on my lack of facial hair, and the dental assistant said that I probably didn’t want them to keep pulling it with the rubber screen thingy. I thought it was funny, because it was true, and she wasn’t even the same dental assistant as last time. Still got the pink surgical mask though.

I got two letters in the mail today from CitiBank. One said, We can’t confirm that your a student. Please prove it before we give you this credit card you applied for. The other said, Fill out your paperwork or you won’t get this student load. Too bad I dun want the loan. If I had gotten a loan acceptance it woulda been even funnier.

My mouth is still numb.

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I wish 8 was here

cause then I could try to kiss her while the right half of my tounge and bottom lip were numb.

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Did you know you can get your eyelashed dyed?

Let me tell you the story of how I lose. Poker tournament. More than 1000 starters. I’ve been playing along, got myself a nice $16,000 or so chip stack. In about 20th of 140 left. Figure I’ll be making some pretty decent money. I get pocket aces. This is Texas Hold’em for those of you who don’t know, and pocket aces is the best possible pre flop hand. So I raise, and everyone folds but one other guy. Flop comes and it’s good for me. No pairs, no flush or straight draws. He goes all in. I think, and decide he has a pocket pair, but figure he doesn’t have a set (that would be 3 of a kind) because he woulda slow played it more. Which means I’m in good shape. So I call. He turns over pocket kings. This is good news. He has a 2 outer. That means, that there are a maximum of 2 cards in the deck that could allow him to beat me. 9 people on the table, 3 cards for the flop, one burnt, means that there are 30 cards left, and a maximum of 2 of them will save him. In this position I win 97% of the time. Turn is a King. I’m left with $600. I go out in 132nd and get no moneys. Winning would have put me in first, which if I had mainted, would have been almost $200. That’s a lot for me. 😛 Stupid statistics. Damn my ability to do math. I pretty sure it’s what keeps me from being lucky.

And furthermore… haha, naw, I’m done.

Oh, I shaved.

Off to the dentist again. Amusing related anecdote, my mom made me change my shirt before I went last time cause of this chocolate stain, but I changed into a shirt the same color as the bib remember? So now that I’m still wearing it, they’ll probably notice I haven’t changed anyway. Hah!

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Has anyone else noticed?

Baldness is linked to high testosterone levels in males.
Acne is linked to high testosterone levels in males.
Penis growth is linked to high testosterone levels in males.
According to recent polls “geek” males are better lovers than other stereotypes.

One conclusion… size matters.

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haiku

With WoW servers down
What will I do with my life?
I’ll see if WoW’s back.

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My first cavity

So I just got back from the dentist. They put two fillings in. Let me tell you my impressions and observations.

First of all, I’ve been numbed before for my wisdom teeth, so that’s no big deal. The first new thing was they did this thing w/ hooks on my teeth and a rubber type sheet. They stretched it across my mouth and made me feel like Predator. The female dental assistant had a pink surgical mask and the male dentist had a blue one. My shirt color was the same as the little bib thing they give you. What would happen if I had sneezed? It seems probable that someone will sometime. There are odd smells, and particulate matter floating in the nasal region. I should have asked them. I could sometimes see a little of what was going on by looking at the reflection in the dentists name tag. Apparently I’ll be over the chewing pain in a couple days, and the sensitivity eventually. My next appointment is on Thursday.

Back to slothing.

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If ur lazy and you know it update the blog

too many syllables.

Watched two disks of Berserk. It’s pretty cool. I have to read subtitles though, which I dun like. Makes multitasking harder.

I have pretty much just been laying around all day. I’m taking advantage of it while I can. Tomorrow I have to go get drilled and then even if I’m lying it around it’ll be hard cause of my stupid tooth pain. Furthermore, Dad’s got farm labor for me. As farm labor goes this won’t be labor at all. I just have to operate the elevator. It requires I get really dirty though and wake up really early in the morning. I dun mind the first, the second kinda sux. I might get reading done on the job though, since there’s some down time.

I predict a side effect of all the dirt is that I’ll have to shower. I think I’ll shave when I shower next too, which will have the effect of exposing my beard tan line which may or may not exist. Might be pretty funny. *shrug* Maybe I should just not shave. I was thinking of that originally this summer so that I’d have a big beard, by my standards, for the Ren Fair.

8 said she’d update today. She was playing Europa 12 kilo’s or something all day though.

I wonder when I’ll peak. I think it’s late. Either that or it wasn’t much of a peak. I like to think that I’m the kind of guy that just gets better with age though.

Anyone have access to toybox songs or the second season of scrubs? I can’t seem to find them.

I’m going to go eat some cereal.